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Codosaurus

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Inappropriate Jobs


I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT OPEN TO:
RELOCATION*,
“PERMANENT” JOBS,
FULL-TIME WORK (over 30 hours/week),
ON-SITE WORK*,
TWO-DIGIT HOURLY RATES,
FRONT-END-HEAVY WORK (over 50%),
JUNIOR-LEVEL WORK (needing less than five years total experience),
“CLEARED” WORK,
SYSTEM/NETWORK/ETC. ADMIN WORK, OR
SWITCHING INTO A NON-TECH CAREER!

(My actual limits on most of these are even stricter, to the point where the limits shown above are so outside the pale as to constitute unquestionable spam.)

* Light travel is OK, up to one trip per month, lasting up to one week, including travel time.