I AM ABSOLUTELY NOT OPEN TO:
❌ “PERMANENT” JOBS;
❌ FULL-TIME WORK (over 30 hours/week);
❌ ON-SITE WORK*;
❌ TWO-DIGIT HOURLY RATES (including salary / 2000);
❌ FRONT-END-HEAVY WORK (over 50%);
❌ WINDOWS/.NET WORK;
❌ JUNIOR-LEVEL WORK (needing less than five years total experience);
❌ SYSTEM/NETWORK/ETC. ADMIN WORK; OR
❌ SWITCHING INTO A NON-TECH CAREER!
SENDING ME ADS FOR ANY OF THESE KINDS OF WORK, OR FOR ANY PRODUCTS OR SERVICES, INCLUDING FRANCHISES, CONSTITUTES ENGAGING MY SERVICES FOR EVALUATION OF YOUR ADVERTISEMENT.
The fee is US$100 base, plus $100 per link I must follow for sufficient information, plus $1 per word in the original message or at such links, all times however many of the above prohibited factors apply. Payment is due one calendar month after my reply, with a late-fee of 1.5% per calendar month, non-compounded.
(My actual limits on most of these are even stricter, to the point where the limits shown above are so outside the pale as to constitute unquestionable spam.)
* Light travel is OK, up to one trip per month, lasting up to one week, including travel time.